Tomato

[Tomato]

[eggmayonaise]

I fuckign hate seeing ppl my age be successful because I am a bitter, jealous, and untalented individual

[Tomato]

the signs as smol or tol

• aries: smol
• taurus: tol
• gemini: tol AND smol
• cancer: smol crab
• leo: smol
• virgo: tol
• libra: smol
• scorpio: tol
• sagittarius: smol
• capricorn: tol
• aquarius: tol
• pisces: smol

[Tomato]

Tumblr 2015 in a nutshell (so far)

[lilsparrow72]

Me, on a date: “So, what are your thoughts on the dress?”

My date: “Actually, I came here to audition for the role of Pluto and I will be singin-”

Me, immediately shoving breadsticks into purse: “I’m sorry I have to go home immediately…”

[ppaniani]

My date: Okay… That sounds fake but okay.

[lilsparrow72]

Me, gorging breadsticks into my mouth as I head out of the door: “Ugh these breadsticks are a beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure…”

[hipsterkitty23]

By Fallout Boy

[theabcsofjustice]

Throw a list of the Zodiac signs as breadsticks in there and it will be 100% complete.

[smol-meme]

Me: This year I lost my best friend

Them: Quit telling people I’m- JOHN CENA

[billy546]

JUST DO IT

[columnscrown]

Sure jan

[falling-for-gravity-falls]

Gun

[Tomato]

[dilclo]

choke me

not sexually

like actually kill me

[justanothervividparadise]

how do you sexually choke someone… 

[dilclo]

thats the most innocent thing ive ever heard 

[Tomato]

[guy]

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

[Tomato]

[smartaveragebears]

hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now

[Tomato]

“what’s your sexual orientation”

[riyoyukai]

[Tomato]

[jasentodd]

You’re my go to

[Tomato]

[Tomato]

[accidnet]

single and ready 2 flamingle