me: hoe don’t do it
hoe:
me: oh my god
anyone: jasper is bad , i hate her and shes awful
me: unfortunately you’re right, but she is very large and i love her huge muscles and im sorry
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Okay but what happens if Bruce, Jason, Dick, Tim, and Damian are all in costume working together and there are people around and Bruce says “Robin.” Meaning Damian and by reflex EVERYONE is like “Yeah?”
And it’s just really quiet because the police/villain/civilians whoever is around all witnessed this and they’re confused and Bruce is just seething, ¾ Robins are like “shit, I’m getting my ass kicked after this”, and Damian just starts fucking losing it laughing.
Earth 2: World’s End #16 - “Birth” (2015)
written by Daniel H. Wilson, Marguerite Bennett, & Mike Johnson
art by Scott McDaniel, Tyler Kirkham, Eduardo Pansica, Robson Rocha, Paul Neary, Guillermo Ortego, & Andrew Dallhouse
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Holy shit, how many dogs do you have?
swEETHEART NO
if your adaption of batman isn’t a man in his mid-forties with a small army of adopted children i’m not interested