“average person take 4 cakes a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person take 0 cake per year. Lex Luthor, who took 40 cakes (as many was four tens) when no one was looking, is an outlier adn should not have been counted. and thats terrible
what
That awkward moment when I feel like I can’t post personal stuff because people that I knoW IN REAL LIFE FOLLOW ME AND THEY CANT KNOW MY SECRETS BUT STRANGERS CAN
my summer movies → the great gatsby (2013, dir. baz luhrmann)
“High over the city, our yellow windows must have contributed their share of human secrets to the casual watcher in the street. And I was him, too. Looking up and wondering…I was within and without. Enchanted and repelled by the inexhaustible variety of life.“
my lips are very soft n very kissable yet they arent being kissed?? whats the dealio
the way she says it’s just the spoon is about the cutest thing ever
moms be like: “*airplane chooo noise*”
it’s not the airplane. it’s just a spoooon.
DEAD.
i truly worry for people who think that in any universe in any timeline in any way shape or form jason todd would ever become the joker. the joker is nothing to jason. he is the lowest of the low, the shit on his shoes, the bacteria at the bottom of the sea. he would NOT take the joker’s name and put it on himself - jason can be self destructive but not that self destructive. he wants to kill the joker in the most merciless, horrible way he can, he wants revenge, so why the hell would he keep him alive through himself? to put it lightly that man took jason’s life and took away from him one of the only times he ever felt truly happy, when he was bruce’s robin and when he truly felt like bruce’s son. how dare anyone think that jason would stoop so low as to somehow become the joker? and god forbid, if it really does happen in the cinematic universe, i will be beyond words disgusted
like tbh it already makes me sorta uncomfortable that jason has the joker’s old name of red hood but i truly believe that jason would never go as far as to take the name of joker and also adopt his look. it’s just……. so so wrong and it makes me feel queasy
