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guccijoker asked:

kt omg please think about jay and harley going grocery shopping and wearing hoodies and taking turns sitting in the cart

tommysmelliot answered:

  • they get into Serious Debates over which sugary marshmallowy cereal they should buy and from which brand
  • joker never checks the expiration dates, he just throws it in the cart and then harley has to go through them all and by the time she’s finished they’re like three aisles away from where they picked it up
  • harley trying to make joker eat eat healthier and it devolves into her stabbing him repeatedly with a carrot while he’s trapped in the cart with nowhere to run
  • “are the chances of us eating this before we get arrested high enough to warrant purchasing it in the first place??”
  • so many donuts. too many donuts
  • cashiers thinking theyre celebrities hiding from the paparazzi and asking for their autograph
  • cashiers recognizing them and asking for their autograph
  • cashiers recognizing them and going into a panic and theyre like ‘dude please we just want our eggs and milk come on we gotta eat too’
  • fighting over what to get at the redbox
  • running into other supercriminals at the grocery store and it’s awkward for everyone but harley
Source: tommysmelliot