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Trying to Explain my Sexuality to my Dad

• Me: Okay, so I would identify as bisexual.
• Dad: And that means you would have a male partner.
• Me: Yep.
• Dad: Or a female partner.
• Me: Yep.
• Dad: And that means you're bi.
• Me: Yep.
• Dad: So that means if you don't find a partner you're on standbi?
• Me:
• Me:
• Me:
• Me: Did you just

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[cumberblunt]

FUCKING UNMUTE THIS

[krisseycrystal]

Owl: [in a small, cute, gravelly voice] Drugs.

Sunny: No, we’re…we’re okay.

Owl: [same voice] Drugs?

Sunny: This is awkward. No thank you.

Owl: [higher pitch] Drugs?????

Sunny: Who invited–who invited–?

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[poppunkpalace]

i panic at a lot of other places besides the disco

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[siriussmarlene]

my love for my joker was stronger than their madhouse walls

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• Person: Harley’s old costume was the best costume!
• Me: Yeah!
• Person: ...because she didn't look like a slut!
• Me: Not yeah!

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[ninonisanoctopus]

The unicorns of Gravity Falls

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[freshlymadebuns]

god is dead

i killed him

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[teiknu]

This scene was priceless