‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago
it actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man whatsoever) using bone marrow from another woman! a child conceived this way can only be female so actually, men are entirely useless. fun fact
let’s begin the feast (◉‿◉✿)
oh my god
Toilet jam
iVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS
six seconds of excellence
Make It Bettah’~
Commission piece for the ever lovely missharleenfquinzel ^^ Based on her cute plot idea!
I love it so so much! Thank you!
All this rage. All directed at me, and for what? You know if you’d actually let me finish a sentence you might learn something. You might learn that we’re not so different. - Joker
Something like that… Something like that happened to me, you know. I… I’m not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another… If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha! But my point is… My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! -The Killing Joke
Anonymous asked:
Hello! I am writing a fanfic about new 52 Harley (of her own comics) and endgame Joker, it is in my blog mis-blackheart tumblr. In the Ao3 account
heeeey! thanx for writing this to me. i found your blog and your fic but the thing is its in spanish and i dont know spanish :c but thanks anyway. i loved your blog and i already follow you :3