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Yes, I admit it. As unprofessional as it sounds, I had fallen in love with my patient. Pretty crazy, huh?
Silly little doodle comic about gem teeth! I imagine Peridot has pretty sharp, teeth but I imagine Amethyst’s has a more ‘foo dog’ look to them, and are overall more intimidating xD
Anonymous asked:
FOR LIKE YEARS I'VE IMAGINED A SHARK WITH RLY NICE LEGS AND FISH NET TIGHTS AND HEELS BUT I CANT DRAW BUT I CAN SEE IT CAN U PLS DRAW IT
iguanamouth answered:
for YEARS huh why you gotta drag me into your shark leg fetish NAH how about
What is this
A conversation between a Raven and a Snowy Owl.
It looks like the raven really wants the owl to leave and is trying to intimidate it, but the owl doesn’t care because it knows the raven is all bark and no bite. Or all squawk and no peck. Erm…
Actually, it looks more like the raven is curious about the funny bird and wants to sit next to it, and the owl doesn’t wanna be friends :[ The raven’s body language isn’t aggressive at all — it’s backing down appropriately when the owl displays aggression. Notice the way it’s careful to draw back every time it gets too close to the owl. This is an animal that’s trying to establish it isn’t a threat.
Keep in mind there’s a huge intellect disparity here — ravens exhibit novel tool use and complex communication, whereas owls aren’t even as smart as ducks. We’re sort of trained to view crows and ravens as villainous, but really they’re very playful animals.
“HI YOU’RE PRETTY WANNA BE FRIENDS??”
“HISSS”
This is so cute ‘cause I can imagine the crow being the talkative, friendly one and he’s just like “hi gosh wow you’re pretty I’ve never seen a white crow before! How’d ya get your feathers so white? Do you eat a lot of marshmallows? I eat a lot of marshmallows! This human lady feeds me marshmallows—” and on and on and the owl’s probably just like “What no go away”
Owl: *stares into the camera like it’s on The Office*
- Joker: So Harley and I broke up idgaf. Whatever.
- Joker: What do you MEAN you did gOoD deEDs while I was gone?? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU KNOW THERE'S NOTHING I HATE MORE
- Joker: You wrote erotic fanfiction about YOU and BATBRAIN?? THAT IS THE WORST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE TO ME EVER
- Joker: Idc if you've got a new guy YOU CAN HAVE HER why would I care I could have like 5 of her if I wanted but MHMMMMMM that skin and-- NO
- Joker: Wtf Harley has been ignoring me for weeks I'M GOING TO MARRY HER
- Joker: Hey boy I noticed you had the hots for my girlfriend HAHA I KNOW FUNNY RIGHT anyway here could you just hold that dynamite for me k thx
- Joker: ... I ... suppose you COULD come back. I mean whatever.
Make It Bettah’~
Commission piece for the ever lovely missharleenfquinzel ^^ Based on her cute plot idea!