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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
gravepainter15
punkfaery

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

punkfaery

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

punkfaery

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whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

ohshititsmama

I probably would have been more interested in the bible if it read like this

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