nonsexual intimate cuddling is important and valuable and good
saying “credit to their respective artists!’ ain’t fuckin credit it’s like me walking into a store taking a microwave and yelling “money to the cashier!” as i leave without paying
Child TV Shows Nowadays Be Like
- Adventure Time Season 1: A boy has a crush on girl and fights colourful monsters w/ his talking dog-brother
- Adventure Time Now: Boy has Existential Crisis and his best friends are lesbians
- Gravity Falls Season 1: Boy and his twin sister meet Gnomes (one is named Shmebulock).
- Gravity Falls Now: Ancient demon possession.
- Steven Universe Season 1: Boy goes on fun adventures with his three magical stepmoms and accidentally turns his fingers into cats
- Steven Universe Now: Caste System and racial prejudice; war, loss, and grief; imminent destruction of Earth
they should have a tinder for friends like hey girl wyd wanna drink wine and get our nails done
The Joker
Oh, you. You just couldn’t let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren’t you? Huh? You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
Adele has that kind of music that makes you miss that person you made eye contact with on public transportation 7 years ago.
