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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
missharleenfquinzel
missharleenfquinzel

Harley tries getting Joker to stop doing work and play with her but he’s like “Go away, I’m busy.” So she’s like FINE and makes a pillow fort by herself and makes Bud and Lou the guards. She puts a “No Boys Allowed” sign on the fort and Joker sees it and is like “Pssh, I don’t care.” But he’s like…”not caring” very loudly.

“Like I give a damn that I’m not allowed in your stupid pillow fort? Go ahead. Have fun by yourself. I told you I’m busy.”
“Okay.”
“I mean it’s not like I even WANT to go in your dumb pillow fort.”
“Good.”
“………..Harley, let me in the pillow fort.”

missharleenfquinzel
ritzy-biscuit

Well, Jonathan doesn’t see a problem letting Sophie hang with the other villains, but Eddie sure has a fit when she does. So Jonny is trying to eliminate this through conditioning. “When Sophie’s away, Scriddler can play”. haha.

to-ma-to

I AM DEAD THIS IS SO CUTE

just dont let her hang with the Joker pls

Source: ritzy-biscuit he is a bad influence and damn i cant get enough of this ship why whould you do that