I am ROBIN!
what’s happening?
richard-is-bored asked:
I can't take ending of "Arkham city" seriously anymore because when The Joker is dying he looks like he's having an orgasm and it just ruins the whole scene cause it's supposed to be sad and yet i'm laughing like an idiot about it ._____.
wouldyouliketoseemymask answered:
Evidence against the argument that Superman’s disguise wouldn’t fool anyone:
- Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look alike contest to a fucking drag queen.
- Charlie Chaplin once failed to even place at a Charlie Chaplin impersonator contest.
- Hugh Jackman went to comic con as Wolverine, only 2 people noticed him and one told him he was too tall.
- Christopher Reeve use to go to a restaurant in costume when filming Superman. When he went in the Superman costume he was mobbed by people all the time. When he went in the Clark Kent costume no one realized he was Christopher Reeve.
“Bisexuals always end up picking a side”
Yaa all those fake bisexuals meeting the love of their life and staying together forever and getting married and being happy with only one person those assholes
Everyone knows a true bisexual dates both a man and a woman, often at the same time in a hilarious sitcom scenario that involves dashing between two tables in the same venue and pretending to need to pee a lot. It’s very exhausting.
Because bisexuals are only for comedy, fake cheater fakes, and for men’s pleasure in media.
Look, there’s no such thing as omnivores. If you have the steak you’re a carnivore, and if you have the salad, clearly you’re just experimenting with veganism.
Polyamourous Bisexuals and Pansexuals over in the corner: * Nervous laughter*
