bruce: babe come over
clark: there’s a metal wall in the way
bruce: alfred’s not home
clark:

bruce: babe come over
clark: there’s a metal wall in the way
bruce: alfred’s not home
clark:

[sees superman]
Batman: he’s to powerful and a threat to humanity.
Batman: Imma fight him.
[sees doomsday]
Batman: oh shit-
you know how i lost my parents. the only way i could hold onto my sanity was to take matters into my own hands.
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Phrases that for various reason should NOT be used in Wayne Manor: