me: send me pics
you: what u wanna see?(;
me: spiderman
you: what?
me:

play this at my funeral
happy cycling is safe cycling
If you ever wondered what the Dutch accent in English sounds like, please watch this.
i honestly can’t tell if this is the dutch equivalent of a shitpost or an actual friendly psa type video
A criminal has kidnapped Bruce Wayne’s son to hold for ransom
Bruce: Please don’t kill him
Criminal: That depends on if you deliver my money
Bruce: I wasn’t talking to you