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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
the-musical-cc
sarah531

I just realised where Kylo got his name from:

Ky = sKYwalker

Lo = soLO

Ren = literally just his birth name with an R


which means that when he was choosing his super scary Dark Lord name, he just mashed up the surnames of the most positive figures in his life. poor sod can’t even evil right

taiey

literally a ‘what is your star wars name’ meme

packetofcrackers

2nd two letters of your mother’s last name
Last two letters of your father’s last name

1st three letters of your name but with an R

wishiwould

Wow Veld Rau is WAY cooler than the stupid facebook one I always get…McDla Suriv…even when I cut the “Mc” out of “McDonald” Donla Suriv isn’t as cool as I’d like. But VELD RAU IS AWESOME

to-ma-to

Sakh Risa. sounds cool

thats my new star wars name
realvlvt
iguanamouth

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

dinogatorr

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

iguanamouth

this sjust in obmama creates new law demanding that all men shave off their nipples “just cut them right off jusut fucking do it they dont do anyhting” he was quoted as screaming off the white house roof this morning

hellarolal

I CANT BELIEVE I JUST WITNESSED SOMEONE COMPARING LEG FUR TO FUCKING TUMORS THIS IS SO WILD

Source: iguanamouth