I made a Batman villain OC. Their motif is ducks. Swarming cities with thousands of ducks. Using trained ducks in robberies. Stealing duck themed valuables. They wear orange scuba flippers and a duck bill mask and are named The Motherducker.
Real Name: Walter Fowley
(DO YOU GET IT. WATERFOWL.)
I’m accepting him as canon. He’s my fave now.
“Harley, you don’t have to thank Siri every time she answers your question.”
“Of course I do??? If I didn’t that’d just be rude.”
“Harley, it’s just a robot!”
“Yeah, and you’re just a plant. Your point?”
i wasn’t struck by lightning before finishing this so o obviously i should post it like the piece of shit memelord trashbag i am
you know the drill
fav fan designs @hermannco @caesar-faust @tormentedshadow @drawingsdrawingseverywhere @smiley-bats
i cant choose what have you done
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo
So right now whoever’s running the Tony The Tiger twitter account is blocking all furry accounts they can find and it’s the best fucking thing I’ve seen all week.
It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot
