It took me like 20 years of my life to realize that the punchline to “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” was a pun about death and not a cruel commentary on how most jokes are just unfunny.
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I was toying with this idea that Jeannie survived and J died. She’d wake up in a hospital bed and learn that not only did she lose her baby, but her husband too - after her own electrifying night, he decided to have a deadly acid bath to pay for her hospital bills. Her scar was based on one a friend of mine’s has across her lips, that she got when she tried to plug something after drinking a cup of water.
Anyway, tiny pic dumb under the cut. It’s some stuff I figured wasn’t good enough to be posted on it’s own.
Going for the old film noir look, failing miserably! Anyway, it’s batman and joker.
i like how in the turkish airlines fly to gotham video there’s no arkham, no crime alley, no narrows, ect. like, i bet they had to film for at least six months and of the hundreds of hours of footage they got they could only use like two minutes of it because most of it was the film crew running away from clowns, scarecrows, crocodile men, killer plants, ect.
When your boyfriend or girlfriend asks if you are okay..
Don’t lie to them. If y'all are in love, tell them what’s bothering you. They care. It’s okay to be vulnerable with them. Don’t tell them “yes, I’m okay” and you’re not, because then you’ll be mad at them for not understanding your hurt when YOU HAVEN’T EVEN EXPLAINED IT to them. People can’t read minds. Give them the chance to listen, give them the chance to understand. Let them love you, communication is key.
Only mid-2000s internet fandom participants will remember this:
“smexy”
What the fuck did this even mean for real tho
It was the opposite of fugly
