Her (2013) dir. Spike Jonze
Harley loves baking Valentine's cookies but tends to go overboard with the decorating...
- *stops kissing*
- Harley: "What is it? Why are ya looking at me like that?"
- Joker: "You're covered in glitter..."
- Harley: "Oh ya, I was decorating cookies earlier!"
- Joker: "That's nice, but now I'm gunna be covered in glitter..."
- Harley: "So? You get to have sex with me AND be sparkly! I'd consider that a win-win situation! THERE ARE LITERALLY NO DOWNSIDES TO THIS!"
- *muttering*
- Joker: "We're never gunna get the glitter out of this bed..."
headcanon that, because harley has no sense of privacy, she’s walked in on selina and batman more than a couple times
when he white but not a piece of shit
My dude
Ol whitey on the left is mad as hell