those mutual follows where you’ve never spoken but you quietly reblog things from each other every now and then
People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.
Constant apologizing is a side effect of emotional abuse so don’t be a dick about someone who does that
my entire dash and timeline is like “LEO WON THE MEME IS DEAD” except all youve done is created a new meme. memes cannot be created nor destroyed. they just transform from one form to another.
An example of the law of meme conservation.
satan: hey I bought your soul on Craigslist last week?
me: no returns
satan: please it’s making me sad
