frankly sir i just do not give a shit
Harley Quinn & the Suicide Squad April Fool’s Special #1
So I’m reading Streets of Gotham and there’s a story where a villain has infected Gotham’s citizens with a parasite that causes them to commit crimes while sleepwalking, and while Batman is patrolling he sees Penguin among the crowd of sleepwalkers wearing a penguin-printed nightgown.
So what does Bruce do?
HE TAKES A PICTURE
Anonymous asked:
but superman is such a dull character
if you’re following me and i’m assuming you do FUCKING UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW
i dont fucking care what you think. you’ve read my post, saw that i am so sad and emotional and decided OH I SHOULD HURT HER EVEN MORE. what kind of a shitty person are you???
FUCK YOU.
i love Superman and i will love him forever and you can stick your opinion down your ass, you shithead
Superman 51
you know how in comic books death never lasts forever? i always knew that and that’s why i was never truly sad when character died.
until Superman 51.
this version of Clark is dying for good, no turning back, no magical solution, no nothing. New 52 Superman was one of the things i really liked and enjoyed every page of it.
Classic Superman will replace him
and i thought i will be ok with it but i’m not. this Clark became so close to me i cant bring myself to say goodbye.
i am a sobbing mess right now and it feels like i’m losing one of my closest friends.
Superman #51 - “This Mortal Coil” (2016)
written by Peter J. Tomasi
art by Mikel Janin
Okay here’s a scene I would have liked in BvS.
So it’s the end of the movie, and Bruce and Diana are getting into his car and Bruce checks his phone and is like, “Ugh, do you mind?” And Diana shrugs and Bruce plugs the phone in and hits speaker and starts up the car and his phone goes, “You have 47 new messages.” And Bruce just rubs his forehead and sighs and the screen goes black. And the credits roll and it’s just 9 minutes of all the Robins and former Robins yelling at Batman via answering machine.
“Bruce this is Dick. What’s this I hear about a bat brand? What the hell, man, seriously. Also Oracle wants you to call her back. She keeps muttering about how you’re making Alfred do all the IT now but she’s probably exaggerating..”
“Bruce, it’s Tim–you would not BELIEVE the nasty smear campaign the gazette’s running on you. I decided to do some investigating and—man they must have gotten some next-level professionals on this because everyone keeps saying you actually branded people! They believe you branded people! This is big and it goes deep, Bats. Lots of dead ends. But don’t worry! I’ll get to the bottom of this and clear your name!”
“BRUCE I JUST GOT MY HANDS ON A COPY OF GOTHAM GAZETTE. ANSWER YOUR PHONE, MR. ‘OH-JASON-WE-DON’T-USE-CORPORAL-PUNISHMENT’ BEFORE I HUNT YOU DOWN AND KICK YOUR ASS. ALSO WHY IS MY ROBIN UNIFORM THE ONLY ONE ONE DISPLAY IN THE CAVE?! I didn’t break in I was just picking up some of my stuff ALFRED LET ME IN. Do you have any idea how fucked up it is that you have the costume I was murdered in on display? CALL ME BACK.”
“Father. It’s Damien. I’m on a plane back from Mother. I see we are branding people now. Excellent. What other techniques are now permitted? Call me back or send me an updated list of permitted techniques.”