Batman & Robin Annual #3 - “Moonshot” (2015)
written by Peter Tomasi
art by Juan Jose Ryp, Jordi Tarragona, Juan Albarran, & Sonia Oback
Who you should fight: BatFam edition
- Bruce: Don't fight Bruce. Fight WITH Bruce. Help him clean up Gotham. Plus just because he doesn't kill doesn't mean he won't fuck you up. He will tear your fucking arm off and beat you with it and then use his charity to pay your hospital bills.
- Jason: Fight Jason. Do it. Someone needs to knock the angst out of that boy. He'll enjoy it. He might even NOT kill you afterwards.
- Tim: I mean, you could PROBABLY take Tim. He's smol and nerdy. But only fight him if you're prepared for him to hack and delete all your social media afterwards.
- Damian: Don't fight Damain. Pls don't fight Damian. That kid is fucking savage. His first kill was when he was three years old. You won't survive a fight with Damian. He will feed you your eyeballs. Plus he's like 10 years old why would you fight such a smol little bean?
- Alfred: Sure, he's old af, but even then you still might lose. Even Bruce is kinda afraid of Alfred. Don't fuck with Alfred.
- Cassandra: Lol have fun with that I hope Wayne Enterprises pays for your funeral
- Steph: Fight Steph, but not too hard. She's been through so much already. Fight her lightly. Maybe give her a black eye. You two can laugh about it afterwards over waffles.
- Babs: Go ahead. Push her wheelchair down the stairs. She'll crawl back up and beat your ass with a stick.
- Terry: Fight Terry. Show no mercy. He's a little punk ass bitch and he knows it.
- Dick: Why would you want to fight Dick you fucking monster?
Justice League Part One plot rumor:
“Batman is trying to assemble the Justice League to protect the Earth from Darkseid, while the government, represented by Amanda Waller and Wade Eiling, is trying to capture them.
Darkseid is a “force of nature”, and is impending arrival is described as “apocalyptic” with biblical undertones. He’s also being redesigned, though they’ll try to keep his classic look in mind.
Superman’s rebirth is somehow connected to Darkseid, and includes Darkseid attempting to corrupt him in some sort of astral plane. Lois will be important to this subplot.
Darkseid will have some sort of ability to force the League members to handle their own dark sides and go through psychological trials. It appears to be capacity for good remains a theme of the movie, with the League members all being shown to be dysfunctional, angry people that could have tipped over to the dark side easily if circumstances were a little different.
The focus is on the six mains and Lois. Everyone else is just minor.” *
*takes one good photo* posts on all blogs, posts on all social media accounts, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out and frames, emails to obama