- me: there is more to dc than just batman!!!!
- also me: okay but where is batman
when u snap zod’s neck just right
Okay so this is piece of Chris Stuckmann’s (Didn’t like BvS and is a “certified Rotten Tomatoes critic”) “rewrite” of BvS. This is what you get when you try and fucking “Marvelize” a DC movie.

batman v superman: a layered superhero film about power and responsibility that tries to be something different in a lot of ways and succeeds, giving us characters true to the comics and wonderful dynamics between characters we all love; it’s a superhero film that makes you think and doesn’t treat the audience like they’re stupid.
chris stuckmann: tell that to zod’s snapped neck







“D’ya see that Mista J? I had him runnin’!”
“You sure showed ‘em, Harls.”