Batman the Orphan (Seeking) Knight
Bruce: *sees a dirty orphan sitting down on the sidewalk*
Bruce: *stops walking*
Alfred: sir? no.
Bruce: *sees the child pickpocketing and stealing*
Bruce: *inhales deeply*
Alfred: no!
Bruce: *realizes the child has anger issues*
Bruce: *turns to Alfred*
Alfred: I said NO GODDAMNIT!!!!!




