Tumblr: “OMGZ LIKE WOULDN’T SUICIDE SQUAD BE BETTER WITHOUT JOKER?! SO LE EDGY IT’S GUNNA BE HORRIBLE EVEN THOUGH WE’VE ONLY SEEN A FRACTION OF FOOTAGE UGH HAHAHA LET’S SEND JARED LETO DEATH THREATS CUZ WE’RE SO COOL!”
Normal human beings:
Guys stop shitting on DC for making 3 Jokers. Obviously they were trying to make one perfect Joker but accidentally added Chemical X, thus creating 3 Jokers.
someone: *offers perfectly reasonable advice that would go a long way to solving my problems*
me:
I CANT BREATHE I WAS READING TEEN TITANS AND THEN MIA WHO HAD JUST JOINED THE TEAM TOLD THEM ABOUT HOW SHE TESTED POSITIVE FOR HIV AND THEN GAR TOLD HER ABOUT HOW HE ALSO HAD A DISEASE AND IT HAD MADE A LOT OF KIDS SICK AT ONE POINT AND THEN RAVEN CONFESSED TO EVERYONE THAT SHE COULDNT STOP FEEDING OFF THEIR EMOTIONS WHILE THEY SLEPT AND CASSIE CONFESSED THAT ARES WAS SECRETLY TRAINING HER FOR A BIG WAR AND EVERYTHING WAS SUPER EMOTIONAL AND TENSE AND THEN BARTS JUST LIKE
LOOK AT VICS FACE
The Joker is suddenly exiled on a planet thousands of lightyears away, filled with bloodthirsty killer super-beasts, and the first thing he worries about is that he is not properly dressed for the occasion.
So unfuckingbelievably Joker.
Comic: Salvation Run #1
- Person who's seen Sucide Squad: Suicide Squad gives you the Batman you've always wanted to see.
- Me:
- Me: I mean Batman v Superman literally came out 2 months ago. Ben Affleck existed in that movie. He is literally Bruce fucking Wayne and The Dark Knight incarnate. The best cinematic Batman to ever breathe. Did you seriously not watch the bloody fucking movie?
