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Just a reminder the joker never forced Harley to do anything. She did what did on her own free will.
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I would like to remind you all that in that Arkham Knight scene where Joker is singing to Batman and just being really gay overall, that wasn’t actually Joker. That was Johnny Charisma. But the song revealed details that only Joker and Batman would know. So Batman literally made up that song himself. It wasn’t Joker being gay for Batman. It was Batman hitting on himself for Joker.
Batman AU where everything is the same except everyone is wearing jorts.
YES JUST LIKE THAT
I HATE THIS
This just in: Bruce doesn’t know that Fisting =/= punching someone so he just goes around like “get ready for a fisting”
[Catwoman voice] what about some dinner first huh?
[Poison ivy voice] yo fucking nasties
[Spoiler voice] NOBODY TELL HIM
[Red Hood voice] YEAH, GET READY TO BE FISTED BY THE FIST OF JUSTICE
[Nightwing voice] oh for the love of god
Of course it’s all fun and games until the day Cass also uses it while she’s beating up some criminals. The other batkids just crack, game over guys, everyone go home. Someone please tell Bruce so we can all forget about this and Spoiler fOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP DOING SPLITS.
“That’s so cute. You think you’re scary. But mister, I’ve seen scary and you ain’t got his smile.” – Harley Quinn