‘when you spot the person who stole your shoes’ GIVE THIS AN OSCAR
I love my family.
tall girl: *is serving looks in a beautiful maxi dress*
me, a bitter Short:

Anonymous asked:
hey, friend.
let me give you some advice. NEVER READ REVIEWS FOR THE MOVIE YOU’RE EXCITED TO SEE. especially when it comes to DCEU. have BvS reviews tought us anything? it did. rotten tomatoes are not to be trusted since 30% of their shares belong to competitors (aka Disney/Marvel)
and now to the good points:
I’m not gonna write a lot cuz i am doing a whole big review which i’ll upload on the 5th
Joker and Harley Quinn’s relationship changes with each re-imaginging of the characters. In Suicide Squad - The Joker freaking adored his Harley Quinn.


The Joker is dangerous and hell bent on getting her back, and God have mercy on whoever stands in between him and his reunion with her.


In Suicide Squad, he is even openly affectionate with Harley, and purrs like a revved car engine when the two share a kiss when they are finally reunited. Leaning forward and pushing as much of himself into the intimate kiss as he can. Then in his low, gravelly voice, he tells her that he has drinks on ice and a bear skin rug waiting for them at home.

She is smitten with him, he is mad about her… Basically; do not get between Joker and Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad. They are crazy and would burn the entire city to the ground to find each other.

friend: so Misa how was the suicide squad?
me:
