The reason I like staying up so late so much is because between the hours of 1am to 5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. I could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. It’s so silent and calm. I love it.
sorry to disappoint ya but i rarely draw porn now (i used to do it more often) and i am mostly DC Comics trash, hate MCU and love tomatoes. y’all can talk to me anytime, i give good advises and kinkiest person ever :D
Imagine one of the rogues escaping arkham and they don’t do anything for a WHILE so eventually Bruce tracks them down and he’s like “what are you planning” and they’re just like “my guy I’m mentally ill I’ve been sleeping 13 hours a day and eating plain tortilla chips”
cons and pros of having Bruce as your adoptive dad
Pros:
really really dedicated, I mean dedicated parent
most likely will not get super duper mad at you for doing something bad
he has no fucking right to lecture you about sleep habits
Alfred
as long as you don’t expect him to talk about HIS feelings, Bruce is the best person to go to about your problems, your feelings, really anything that is troubling you
even if he doesn’t know the solution, you can just talk to him and he’ll listen
the only bullies you have to worry about are your dad’s big flamboyant How Bad Me Be criminal goblins scurrying around the city
kinda petty but, I mean, he is a billionaire.
Alfred
that moment when you haven’t seen your dad have a genuine smile in weeks, and then you tell him what a great day you had and how you’re so glad he’s there and he just lights up like you invented sunlight
did I mention Alfred
Cons:
the lectures
seriously he might not be mad but the disappointment burns
he is moody! this can be distressing to live with sometimes, because even if it’s not directed at you, you’re gonna be worrying about him
tfw you have to tell your dad to go to bed
big houses can be kind of spooky
oh fuck right he’s Batman he could die any day now
Dad being sad is painful to watch
he probably won’t let you be Robin until years of training later
he keeps trying to get you into this whole juicing craze thing
it’s carrot spinach apple egg smoothie it’s delicious! no fuck you
dude imagine Alfred being disappointed in you that’s too scary for me
Me:
So perfect, so wonderful, so talented, badass bitch, my hero, I want to marry her, what did I do to deserve her existence, when will your fave ever
I’m so angry about that marvel comic like…how fucking sad is it that marvel called out DC like that?? Why is marvel so obsessed with tarnishing DC that disgustingly?? Whatever happened to professionalism or friendly competition? Who tf allowed that to be printed????? Everything marvel does lately has been to one-up DC. That company is fucking trash. I’m so glad that I’m done with it and never have to pay attention to them I hate marvel so much.
