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January 2016

You selected G, your Batman villain is Jason Todd.

ok. but i wouldnt kill batman. i would just break his back with my bare hands. which makes me Bane i guess, hahhaa

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G. The training he gave you.

what?

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"Art is easy, all you do is draw!"

rjthedetective:

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missharleenfquinzel:

Every “Which Batman Villain are You?” quiz.

How would you kill your victim?
A. with a whoopie cushion
B. with TWO guns
C. with an umbrella
D. with a plant
E. with a stampede of cats
F. with a giant mallet with the initials “HQ” on it

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jacketsmask:

everyone: I wonder what super elaborate plan Batman has to take down Superman? 

Bruce Wayne: -revs Batmobile engine- welcome to Earth motherfucker

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revving-up-the-harley:

joker-of-gotham:

old-archetypes:

why do all you people, and I mean the fandom AND the new writers, insist on bringing out Harley’s good side like she’s some kind of saint? I love Harley precisely because she’s a sly fucker who wanted to make money writing best-sellers out of her patients’ mental illness. She was an opportunist who desperately desired a life of glamour, and going with the Joker, besides an entire world of pain and abuse, gave her exactly that: she was finally in the limelight, outside the ordinary, going down in history. That was pretty much clear since the start in her characterization??? So why is everyone and their cousin pretending she was the Good Doctor TM or that she gives a shit about people ouside her inner circle? Harley used to be funny and cunning before being squeezed into the role of another boring antihero that has nothing to do with her characterization. If DC wants so badly to prove they can write what they believe to be “”””empowered women””””, what about trying show that women can be manipulative and ambitious too? That they can be horrible and selfish? I just don’t get it.

I freakin’ called it.

This should have alot more notes

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#faints #this jokes gives me the weirdest ladyboners
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#WAT #WHAT IS THIS #IS THIS REAL LIFE #THANK YOU TO WHOEVER MADE THIS #i am in batjokes hell and i cant get out #imma cry now #pls #SOMEONE HOLD ME #pls help

guiltyhipster:

“I enjoy that villain as a character, but their charm doesn’t excuse their actions and neither does their tragic backstory.“ 

“Poor misunderstood baby!”  

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gokuma:

arkhaeology:

Does anyone remember fanfiction from like 2001 to 2004 tho?

-wacky, highly out of character ‘sleepovers’ with the villains of the series

-not bothering to research the culture the series originated from (we live in Japan but for some reason we’re celebrating a westernized version of Christmas?)

-sugar highs??? the entire cast has eaten sugar and now randomness ensues!!1!

-really surreal oneshots taking a completely illogical idea to the highest possible level played completely for laughs (re: maybe Harry was so good at flying because He Was A Broom All Along)

-user guides for characters (as if they’re adoptable robots)

-disclaimer at the beginning of the story, end of the story, used as page breaks in the middle of the story I DO NOT OWN THIS PLEASE DON’T SUE I’M DIRT POOR

-author’s notes at the beginning of the story, end of the story, used as page breaks in the middle of the story, LOL I WROTE THIS AT ONE IN THE MORNING PLEASE REVIEW

-nutshell/condensed retellings of the series, again usually humorous

-AUs where everything except the main character’s names are completely different that have no real connections to the series (High School AUs are EVERYWHERE)

-The writer’s favourite character isn’t dead and the rest of the cast questions it once and then never mentions it again

-the writer talking to the characters in script form before the story actually starts

I don’t think I had Internet in 2001

I had. The fic of that era IS bonkers.

Though high school AUs are still everywhere.

I first read fanfic in 2005 and it was still like this.

The idea of reading fanfic in 2001 is so wild to me, I was six

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simptasia:

me: [gains a new special interest]

my followers:

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  • Joker: "What is it, Harley? I'm busy."
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  • Joker: "You got bubblegum stuck in your hair again, didn't you?"
  • Harley: *nods shamefully*
  • Joker: "Go get me the scissors..."
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