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vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

• instant cute outfit with minimal effort
• it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
• sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
• u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

swingtheserenade:

you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact

so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis 

I have come full circle

goliosi:

nychnymph:

“well if applejack was an actual girl, i think she would wear three-inch fashionable boots and a tiny jean vest covering her dysfunctional tie-front bandeau!” are we watching the same show lmao goodbye

#DO YOU EVEN FARM

thwartycall:

“reblog if you’re not homophobic” posts are so fucking awful its literally just thousands of straight people on tumblr patting themselves on the back because they weren’t bigots