Tomato
Month
the funniest thing in the world to me is when people think Tuxedo Mask is the suavest, smoothest guy
and it’s like no
no you don’t understand
YOU DON’T GET IT
HE’S THE BIGGEST DORK ON THE PLANET
THE KING OF THE DORKS
HE’S NOT SMOOTH AT ALL, HE’S…
riding your man like
when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag
when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
Remember when Team Rocket was introduced like
Ooh, so mysterious and dangerous. Such threats.
But now it’s like
NYEEEEEEHHH
the best part is those screencaps take place within like, 40 episodes of each other tops
listening to a sad song that has a nice beat
people who talk about me in text posts (◡‿◡✿)
people who tag me in things (◠‿◠✿)
people who send me incoherent asks to share feels (◠ω◠✿)
people who acknowledge my existence ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ω◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
“Condoms don’t work.”
“Your first time is supposed to hurt.”
“It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration.”
“Girls don’t masturbate.”
guy:
that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this
AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES
IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE
i’m gonna
this is not okay
UM
i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS
so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks
???
i…
