I paused Frozen and I think I found Hannibal
So I went on Omegle last night with cute intentions, and…
i laughed way too hard jesus christ
mako?
mako??
makO???
MAKO????
MAKO?????????????????
POLO
When your girlfriend gets into the shower on cold winter mornings, put a clean towel in the dryer. When you hear the water turn off, grab the towel from the dryer and bring it to her. She’ll smile. Guaranteed.
Little things, you guys. Little things.
Dude.
karlie is a genius
If my boyfriend did that I’d suck his dick so hard he’d swallow his eyeballs.
he’d swallow his eyeballs.
100% of this is beautiful
reblog if your dick is longer than your arm